Map of the Realm and the Domain - Cobweb Bride

Since so many advance readers, reviewers, and the rest of you have been requesting to see it...

Here is the Map of the Realm and the Domain which will be included inside all the final editions of Cobweb Bride.

NOTE: The map will gain more details for the second and third books. 

 

Cobweb Bride - NetGalley ARCs Available Now!

Attention, Reviewers and Book Bloggers!

Cobweb Bride reviewer ARC galleys are now available on NetGalley!

Get your Advance Reading Copy now, if you are a book blogger or a legitimate reviewer with a NetGalley account.

Click below!



Cobweb Bride - NetGalley ARC

Enjoy the read!

And be sure to post your review everywhere!


Many are called...
She alone can save the world and become Death's bride.

Coming July 15, 2013!

Cobweb Bride
by Vera Nazarian
(Cobweb Bride Trilogy, Book One)




More over at the Official Cobweb Bride Website...

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First Chapter! - Pagan Persuasion: All Olympus Descends on Regency

At last! Here is the first-ever excerpt from my new hilarious Jane Austen parody, Pagan Persuasion: All Olympus Descends on Regency (Supernatural Jane Austen Series), coming very soon!

And now, enjoy a complete first chapter!

Chapter 1

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ing, O bright goddess, a paean to the resentment of Poseidon, god of the salty seas, and the annoyance of Athena, clear-eyed goddess of war and wisdom. The resentment and annoyance were the result of an altogether uncivil unwillingness, on both godly sides, to hold amiable discourse over something as negligible as the patronage of one puny mortal city on the rocky shores of the Aegean. . . .

When asked to choose their divine protector, the citizens preferred Athena’s gift of an olive tree to Poseidon’s gift of a saltwater spring (seriously, what was Poseidon thinking? even seaweed salad would have made a better impression), and cast their votes[1] accordingly.

Naturally, the charming and delightful goddess Athena won. Everyone got olives and the city was named Athens. Meanwhile, Poseidon departed in a fit of pique, muttering to himself, and striking random rock formations along the shore of the Aegean—bringing forth yet more salty fountains and puddles and random items of dubious value, and at some point causing a pair of magnificent horses to spring forth and gallop away into the hills. But since no one from the city remained to witness this far more useful miracle, the creation of horses went uncredited and unappreciated. As a result, Poseidon was decidedly not amused. And he remained thus, not amused, for decades, for generations, for thousands of years, taking out his displeasure on occasional schools of fish and frequent schools of mortals of Hellenistic background swimming around in triremes, including the clever hero Odysseus and the entire Achaean invading fleet at Troy.

Athena in turn was very displeased with Poseidon’s reaction (tedious water shortages in her city, frogs and tadpoles everywhere, moss on marble, moaning sounds coming from deep wells to scare away the good matrons, soup taking forever to boil), and hence all things pertaining to salty liquids and large bodies of water. And thus the goddess made a point of doling out persuasive barbs of wisdom, sarcasm, and subtle advice against Poseidon and everything of a nautical nature, to everyone she took under[2] her aegis—literally and figuratively.

This discord went on and on (and on, and on, and on), god and goddess disparaging each other, fish scales and owl feathers flying. One would think that after about three thousand years the two deities would be divinely sick of holding a grudge, but no. . . . It only grew, taking on the force of legend, and turning into a poetic nonsense of epic proportions, which consequently bound many gods and mortals together unto the ages, via dactylic[3] hexameter.

But, gentle reader, we are getting somewhat ahead of ourselves.

FREE on Kindle! - Vampires are from Venus, Werewolves are from Mars

SURPRISE! I have a new book out,
and it's FREE on Amazon Kindle all week!
Vampires are from Venus,
Werewolves are from Mars:
(A Comprehensive Guide to Attracting Supernatural Love)
by Vera Nazarian


It's a hilarious parody of love and supernatural relationship advice, and it's free until *midnight*, Friday, December 7th!
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Grab yours now!
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Witchy Witch Books for Halloween!

Halloween is almost here! 

And here's your chance to stock up on FREE, and 99 cent, and amazingly discounted wonderful ebooks from a variety of great authors, featuring witches, witchcraft, and related topics, ranging from creepy to hilarious!

Clock on the fun image, or click here to go directly to the books sale and giveaway!

Browse, enjoy, grab as many as you can!

Jane Austen Blog Hop Winners!

And now, the lucky winners of the Supernatural Jane Austen Series Trifecta Giveaway are:

Ashley Williams
 
Alicia 

Jessica (Peace Love Books)

Congratulations!!!

I will be emailing you shortly with your choice of ebook!

Supernatural Jane Austen Series - Giveaway Trifecta and Blog Hop!

It's October, time for chills and thrills as the holiday season gets underway, and it's also time for a fun Jane Austen Blog Hop, October 19th to 24th, hosted by I Am A Reader, Not A Writer and vvb32reads!

Here at Urban Girl Takes Vermont, I am giving away a Trifecta of ebooks in the hilarious and romantic Supernatural Jane Austen Series!

Simply comment below, and three lucky winners will be randomly selected to get a free ebook of their choice of Mansfield Park and Mummies, or Northanger Abbey and Angels and Dragons, or Pride and Platypus!

Good luck!

After you comment below for your chance to win, be sure to continue to the next blog in the Jame Austen Blog Hop, for more fun giveaways and prizes!!!